Referenced in SpongeBob, the Worlds Smallest Violin is real! Mr. Krabs plays the worlds smallest violin for plankton in the show SpongeBob, you could play ours for your friend!
We all have those certain people in our lives that seem to complain too much.
With every minor inconvenience comes a therapy session.
Surely there are some problems worth complaining about, but this is for the ones who find a problem in everything.
This is a sad tiny violin for you to help empathize for others' sad tiny problems they will always complain about.
It is so small you can’t hear the noise from the strings, as the noise should be that is coming from their mouth.
When your friends and family see this little violin, they will be in awe!
It comes inside a Sad Tiny Violin Case that is lined with red velvet, a Sad Tiny Bow, and a Sad Tiny Stand to prop it up and remind everybody who walks past that they need to stop complaining so much.
There is also a little surprise that comes with each order quantity of 2 or more ;) I promise it is worth finding out!
- Comes with a mini case, stand and bow.
- It does not make noise!
Shipping: 3-5 days for US orders
International orders may take up to 30 days!
- Free shipping on all orders above $35!
- Guaranteed marked shipped 12 hours after ordered
- If the wrong address is provided and the package is returned to us, message us and we will get it taken care of!
Returns
We have a 180-day money back guarantee!
Although Etsy only lets us have a 90-day guarantee, we decided to double it because we are so sure you will love our Sad Tiny Violin!
If you wish to return your item, please message us for our options.
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2. Please feel free to Email us with any special requests or questions.
DELIVERY & SHIPPING
Delivery Time = Processing Time + Shipping Time
All items are made-to-order, so it is requested 3-10 business days to handcraft. Please refer to a more accurate processing time noted under the product page add-to-cart button.
We provide 3 shipping methods for you to choose from as followed frame.
Method
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Shipping Time
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Price
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Standard Shipping
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To US,UK,AU,FR,DE,IT,ES: 11-13 Business Days
To Other Countries: 15-18 Business Days
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$5.99
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Expedited Shipping
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To US,UK,AU,FR,DE,IT,ES: 8-10 Business Days
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$7.95
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Expedited Shipping
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To CA: 13 Business Days
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$9.99
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Urgent Shipping
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To UK: 5-7 Business Days
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$12.95
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Urgent Shipping
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To Other Countries: 3-6 Business Days
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$28.5
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*Please note that the above time frame doesn't include production time or account for delays caused by vendors and weather.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Shipping Address -The shipping address will be taken from the PayPal record (PayPal checkout model). The address can be changed before we ship your orders. However, once we ship your orders, the shipping method or address can't be changed.
1. If there is a problem with your address and that caused the package to return, then you will be charged for the shipping cost if you require a refund.
2. Also, please note that all the personalized items need to be charged for 30% restocking fee if it is returned to us due to incorrect or incomplete address.
Order Tracking - After your order is shipped, you will receive a shipping notification email. If you require further tracking information, please click here to check.
Should you not be totally satisfied with your items we offer 99 day returns and exchanges service to ensure you are left as happy as possible.
Please see here for the full list of terms and conditions for our refund and exchange policy.